This 21" thin ride weighs in at 1996 grams, and was hammered into shape from a raw cymbal blank on a beautiful, secluded beach at Trap rapids. The river was flowing at about 6,100 cfs (cubic feet of water per second), and Trap was beckoning me to come for another swim. "Hello, Matt. Come and swim with us. Come and swim with us, Matt. Forever, and ever, and ever." This time, I politely declined the offer.